This Week's Airline Quoteables

The fun in the air continues....

• Stewardess opens the overhead compartment and a pillow flies out and hits a passenger in the face. The stewardess says "Pillow fight!"
  


• Stewardess standing in the aisle, going through the safety procedures. She has on the inflated vest and patiently waits...and waits, there is no announcer guiding her through the required actions. Announcer comes back on laughing and says, "Ohhh, we didn't do that part!"
  


• Passengers are reminded to turn off our cellphones and if we don't, then according to the stewardess, we will risk "losing lavatory privileges" for the remainder of the long flight