Conversation Interrupters - I just want to finish my sentence!
Adamant about not wearing a watch - Will you please stop asking me the time?
Noisy chewers - Pass me the muzzle
Rude Customer Service Reps - So you appreciate irony, but please re-read your job description
Loud talking via speaker phone in open spaces- Inside voice? Headset? Closed office? New job?
Sneezing without hand guard - Back away from my face
Indecisiveness - Getting tired...pick one and go with it
Falling asleep on the phone - Oops! Sorry...uhh you have a soothing voice? I felt comfortable?
CD Wrappers - I already paid for it, make it easier
Obnoxious alarms - Pass the sledgehammer
Incorrectly spelling my name - It's 4 letters, are you even trying?
Eggs - Why can't I eat you, even though I am technically not allergic?
Adamant about not wearing a watch - Will you please stop asking me the time?
Noisy chewers - Pass me the muzzle
Rude Customer Service Reps - So you appreciate irony, but please re-read your job description
Loud talking via speaker phone in open spaces- Inside voice? Headset? Closed office? New job?
Sneezing without hand guard - Back away from my face
Indecisiveness - Getting tired...pick one and go with it
Falling asleep on the phone - Oops! Sorry...uhh you have a soothing voice? I felt comfortable?
CD Wrappers - I already paid for it, make it easier
Obnoxious alarms - Pass the sledgehammer
Incorrectly spelling my name - It's 4 letters, are you even trying?
Eggs - Why can't I eat you, even though I am technically not allergic?
