*Snicker* Well, it's still technically January, Jan 31 to be exact, so it's not totally laughable to be giving the New Year greeting at this stage! Right? *Snicker*
Man, what a time for me to go off the blogging wagon! I mean...
- Obama won the election. My O! face is permanently in place (?!)
- The entire planet descended on Washington, D.C. for O's inauguration; rumor has it that one person actually saw O up close and personal, the rest viewed via Jumbo Trons
- Aretha's hat makes history
- Hillary Clinton was named Secretary of State
- Dick Cheney claims he did not overstep the boundaries of the Vice Presidency. Not even he can keep a straight face when he reads those words from the cue cards
- Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, in a bid to make money off of the Obama phenomenon -tries to sell O's senate seat. This act allows the beleaguered Eliot Spitzer to seem almost saint like by comparison
- Bernie Madoff stole billions, prompted suicides, bankrupted charities, and yet still had the gall to whine about being held under house arrest in his Manhattan penthouse
- Heather Mills
boasts about being more of a guy-magnet than her gorgeous model friends, conveniently forgetting that the guys started chasing only after her networth skyrocketed thanks to Paul McCartney's refusal to sign a prenup - Brad and Angie continue to replenish planet earth; gorgeous twins added to the human race
- Geese force a plane to land in the NY Hudson River
- Layoffs, layoffs and more layoffs
- John Travolta's son dies at 16
- Paris Hilton tries to remain relevant - launches British version of her BFF show, and bores the heck out of anyone who still cares to watch her
- The Hills multiplies, and brings forth The City. Success for Whitney! She's not as stilted as she appears, and her show is renewed for a second season
- Britney is back! Daddy Spears finally embraces fatherhood and turns around his daughter's life
- Heath Ledger wows in The Dark Knight
- Hugh's bunny loft undergoes repairs. Girls leave, trash Sugargrandaddy, apologize, and continue to show off their younger stud loves. Hef consoles himself with more of the same - young, busty, blonde, and trampy (too harsh?)
- Mariah Carey and Nick are still together (yes!)
- Wall Street begs taxpayers for handout, while awarding themselves $20Billion in bonuses - executives get blistering tongue lashing from President O
- People watch in awe, get goosebumps, as they see a relevant U.S. president - laughter is heard whenever anyone ponders "what would Bushie do?" if he were still in office
- Republicans amuse all with their antics. Hillary lost, they pick Palin. Obama wins, they pick Michael Steele
- The blackberry now comes in a flip phone!
And so, so many more blogworthy moments.
Well the K.S.S. is back! Happy 2009 y'all. Keep reading!
XOXOX
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