The situation was unbelievable.
I was 8 years old. We were in an after school class at my prep school in Jamaica, diligently working on a problem set in our exercise books. My pencil point was a bit blunt, but I had left my sharpener at home and didn't have another pencil. I leaned over to the classmate on my right:
Keri: "Hi [X], may I borrow your sharpener, please? I need to sharpen my pencil." *I show him my dull pencil point*
[X]: "No." *He looks back down at his problem set*
Keri: "Why not?"
Huh? I am in semi-shock. Kid, do you realize that I am asking to borrow a sharpener? I am not asking for
- half of your jelly donut
- any of your banana chips
- a gulp of your box drink
- a piece of your icy kisko pop
I am not even asking to borrow a complete pencil! I am asking to use your SHARPENER! I will literally need 45 secs to sharpen my blunt pencil and return your precious sharpener to you. I promise.
[X]: "I don't want to."
He said that or something equally inane. I was no longer listening to him. I was extremely puzzled by the fact that someone could be that mean. After a few more moments I remembered that despite [X]'s wacko behavior, I still had to sharpen my pencil and finish my problem set.
I turned to the classmate on my left:
Keri: "Hi [Y], may I borrow your sharpener, please?"
[Y]: *[Y] picks up his sharpener and hands it to me - all without a single word*
Phew! My faith in the world has been restored. Normalcy has returned to my planet. [X]'s behavior was a mere aberration.
5 comments:
I lent someone my sharpener once and they stole it.
LOL - stop tell lie!
I don't lend sharpeners. I remember i had this kewl round shape one with a razor so sharp it made really kewl shavings and not to mention a good point for after school duels.
Yeah so as I was saying, I lent it to this girl, yes a girl, & she added it to her plastic pink stars bag (i'm sure that's where it is) and I never got it back. since then i haven't lent my out....... when i think of it, maybe i just didn't want the other guys to get their points as sharpe as mine *-) mmmh
hey Keri, who was it in our class that did not want to lend you their sharpener?
LOL - Khaliah! I could never call the person out like that!! You crazy! Hahah. I have to keep it anonymous :)
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