Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Blog Plug: Another new entrant - presenting David Wilson
http://expalot.blogspot.com/
Here's a little teaser to get you going...David's current article is entitled "Making Love"...
Enjoy!
Monday, June 4, 2007
The Color Purple - A must see!
Friday, June 1, 2007
It's only a sharpener!
The situation was unbelievable.
I was 8 years old. We were in an after school class at my prep school in Jamaica, diligently working on a problem set in our exercise books. My pencil point was a bit blunt, but I had left my sharpener at home and didn't have another pencil. I leaned over to the classmate on my right:
Keri: "Hi [X], may I borrow your sharpener, please? I need to sharpen my pencil." *I show him my dull pencil point*
[X]: "No." *He looks back down at his problem set*
Keri: "Why not?"
Huh? I am in semi-shock. Kid, do you realize that I am asking to borrow a sharpener? I am not asking for
- half of your jelly donut
- any of your banana chips
- a gulp of your box drink
- a piece of your icy kisko pop
I am not even asking to borrow a complete pencil! I am asking to use your SHARPENER! I will literally need 45 secs to sharpen my blunt pencil and return your precious sharpener to you. I promise.
[X]: "I don't want to."
He said that or something equally inane. I was no longer listening to him. I was extremely puzzled by the fact that someone could be that mean. After a few more moments I remembered that despite [X]'s wacko behavior, I still had to sharpen my pencil and finish my problem set.
I turned to the classmate on my left:
Keri: "Hi [Y], may I borrow your sharpener, please?"
[Y]: *[Y] picks up his sharpener and hands it to me - all without a single word*
Phew! My faith in the world has been restored. Normalcy has returned to my planet. [X]'s behavior was a mere aberration.
Music, Twins & The Sophisticate
Mum and Dad were always surprised at how their 3 would never tire of watching the same content. Lines would be recited in sync with characters ("For once I put my foot down in this house. Let! Them! Alone!"*). Jokes were still hilarious during the 30th viewing ("So, you're the one they call peanut [pronounced peaaaaanuhhht] face???"**). Pretending that suspense even existed after the 50th viewing made watching more entertaining (Will Fraulein get caught by the Captain?***). Singing at the top of your lungs was required when you heard your favourite song (...The rain in Spain****... I'm getting married in the morning**** ...I am 16 going on 17***...). The fun was non-stop.
Today, in the time of Cable TV, Satellite TV, DVDs, etc. , those yesteryear videos are still favourites of the 3. Some of the videos have been upgraded to the new! X-year anniversary extended editions - with bonus! deleted scenes & interviews with the original cast. Showings on Cable TV are watched and re-watched - sans loud singing and pretended suspense, but with the occasional line recital and laughter.
If ever you are 'bored' or want a bit of 'fun', the 3 highly recommend that you watch the following videos:
- The Sound of Music
- The Parent Trap*****
- My Fair Lady
Feel free to borrow any of the 3's accompanying actions during your own viewing.
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*The twins' grandfather in The Parent Trap. He said these words to his wife who constantly meddled in her daughter's affairs
**The twins' prospective step-grandmother in The Parent Trap. She said these words to one of the twins - Susan
***The Sound of Music
****My Fair Lady
*****Hayley Mills' version tops Lindsay Lohan's - but both are approved by the 3